Mass Effect Spoof: Criminal Batarian

To think hearing Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan out of some random notion wasn't funny enough (already had me bursting out for 5 minutes straight), this random spoof of 'Scientist Salarian' had me bursting out even more. Boy, my tummy sure is aching now...



Criminal Batarian:

I am the very model of a criminal batarian

I've sold off species turian, human and salarian

I am quite good at murdering, especially execution

Because i hate humanity, i would like retribution

Where i go on slave runs range from urban to agrarian

I am the very model of a criminal batarian